Jokes Page

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?

A: Because it's too far to walk

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Q: Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

A: Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over

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Q: Why do scientists think humming birds hum?

A: Because they can't remember the words

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Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and....?

A: A penguin falling down the stairs

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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A: A woolly jumper